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After almost 10 days, we've finally selected the best of the bad, the cream of the crap, and the highest of the horrible! Straight from the creative users of GamePro, SlobsofGaming presents (drumroll) The Top 10 Awesomely Awful Mario Drawings! These pieces of art aren't just bad, they're so bad that you can't help but laugh at the amount of detail.
Every single one of the winners can send an email to my slacker coffee-fetcher, KenTheGreat1 via mckinley_noble@gamepro.com, to get their prizes (as long as you don't live in Canada or Siberia). Awesome art, guys! All of the entries are definitely getting framed places of honor in my bathroom!
#10: Luis, "Paper Kung-Fu Mario"
We didn't forget about you guys, and we finally have the rest of the entries for the Super Mario Art Craptastithon Contest!
Since the users have given SlobsofGaming so many awesomely crappy contest pieces, we're upping the winners' circle! We'll feature the top 10 art pieces in our next Friday feature, along with a free piece of swag for every drawing that makes our list! What can you win? Well, check it out! We've got some good crap to give out tomorrow!
Hit the images for the rest of the entries!
- 1st Prize: (1) Code Monkeys: Season 1 DVD, a GamePro swag set, and (1) free video game for any system
- 2nd Prize: A Halo action figure swag set, GamePro gear, and (1) free video game for any system
- 3rd Prize: A Simpsons gaming swag set (backpack, controllers, & more) and (1) free video game for any system
- 7 Runner-Ups: One free retro-style GamePro cap and random gaming t-shirt
If there's one place you can see the hawt nubile women of video games in good 'ol hand drawn art, there's no better access than Playboy's yearly virtual vixen pictorials -- well, that and the dozens upon dozens of fan art randomly circulating around the internet.
Anyway...
Playboy's coming December issue comes with an edition of "Virtually Perfect", a pictorial of the new hotness in today's new games! We've got a sneak peek for ya, and remember to hit the jump for more NSFW naughtiness. (PS: We're announcing contest winners later, be vigilant!)
The Polecats (Afro Samurai)
We're suddenly more excited about the upcoming Afro Samurai game...
These dangerous assassins will prey on Afro Samurai throughout the upcoming X360 and PS3 hack 'n slash game -- is this fearsome foursome too much for Afro to handle?
Greetings, artists and gaming goonies!
As of 12:30 p.m. today, this is the last roundup of contest entries for our Super Mario Art Craptastithon Contest! If you're looking for entries from the 1st round, follow the jump to the rest of the Mario madness right over here. Remember, the deadline for entries is Monday, so keep drawing to get your shot at free games, retro GamePro gear, free shirts, awesome controllers, and whatever else I can find in The Pig's pen.
PS: Thanks for all the entries so far -- hit the jump for more!
Submitted by marco_infante
WOW.
We couldn't make Mario art this awesomely bad if we tried! You guys are definitely making this a contest to remember, so keep sending them in! We'll update again in 24 hours, so keep sending us those entries! Don't forget, we've got some good prizes to sling out for masterful pieces, so draw, draw, draw! Deadline is Monday!
REMEMBER:
- Make us awesomely awful Mario art!
- Use any tools necessary to make it your own -- paints, pencils, crayons, MS Paint, or why not Mario Paint?
- Save your entry as a JPEG, BMP, PSD, or any readable file.
- Send it to mckinley_noble@gamepro dot com.
- The more originality, the better chance of winning!
HIT THE JUMP FOR MOOORE!
Submitted by sportsorviolence21
Sure, anyone with a fancy art degree and a sketching tablet can make a sweet picture of a photorealistic Mario scaling the crumbling side of a mountain while attempting to rescue an anime-styled Princess Peach with huge boobs and eyes. But we are mere men, and our talents lie in the truest and crudest of arts. With this truth, we're hosting a art contest for people like us who can make awesome BAD video game art!
Here's the task: create a custom drawing of Mario, make it as eye-catching bad as possible, submit it to our staff, and the best five entries will win some excellent swag -- official GP backpacks, a Code Monkeys Season 1 DVD, free video games, gamer t-shirts, and some retro style GamePro gear!
DA RULES:
- Create some awesomely awful Mario art!
- Use any tools necessary to make it your own -- paints, pencils, crayons, MS Paint, or why not Mario Paint?
- Save your entry as a JPEG file
- Send it to mckinley_noble@gamepro.com for your chance to win!
- Make it horrible, interesting, awesome!
Here's an example from our own LongHairedOffender, so draw, trace, and show us your stuff!
(We give extra points for original work -- the more elaborate your bad drawing is, the better chance you have to win!)
Submitted by LongHairedOffender
Suddenly, we want Guitar Hero: World Tour very much. Too bad Heidi Klum doesn't come in the box. Maybe some DLC is in order -- anyone yearning for a new unlockable supermodel rocker?
It's the best night of the year for cramming ourselves full of sweet candy, watching horror flicks until you can't sleep soundly, and showing off our laboriously-made (or readily-purchased) costumes -- Halloween! SlobsofGaming is celebrating this day with a special whopper of a photo blog, featuring some of our ultimate, mega-favorite gamer costumes from all around the Internet! Have a great holiday, and for gosh sakes, play some video games before you submit to your yearly sugar-induced comas!
31: Megaman
It's definitely homemade, but this blue bomberette is definitely packing!
Okay, since last week was a bit tough (wimps!), we dug a better screenshot out of our crusty, dusty old game library. Be the first commenter to get it right, and win something from our pig pen (hats, shirts, games, canned bacon, whatever we got). Go, go, go!
(I think we've got some GamePro swag still piling up in the interns' cage, er, cubicles.)
No hints, either! Well, unless no one guesses by midnight... And even then, I'm not giving up a hint until I wake up and shake the pizza cheese out of my keyboard.
If you're the type of gamer who takes the weekend off for achievement hunting and trophy collecting, you may have missed out on this juicy little nugget of gaming news that's been floating around Kezins, COED Magazine (don't judge me!) and Kotaku. The newest monthly model for the (ahem) esteemed gentlemen's magazine publication known as Playboy is none other than ex-Guitar Hero PR hottie Grace Kim. WE APPROVE.
She gave up a gaming career for stardom, and we love her for it!
There's a juicy amount of details that anyone can read on her MySpace blog, so feel free to obsessively research and worship her at your own risk. We're merely content with usual NSFW gaming goodness at SlobsofGaming -- keeping things classy with NSFW pictures and video! See more goodies behind the jump, and for God's sake, go buy the November issue already!
(The Pig is out.)
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